Adie McCormack (adiemccormack) wrote,
Adie McCormack
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WE TWA HAY RIN ABOOT THE BRAES
AN POOD THE GOWANS FIN!
BIT WEEV WANDERT MONAE A WEERY FET
SIN AULD LANG SYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE!

Y'RE IN M'HOUSE AN' Y'DON'T KNOW ANY WORDS PAST VERSE ONE? SHAME.

*ambushing anybody polite enough not to tell him to fuck off*

's... 's NEXT YEAR now! 's a DIFFERENT YEAR! So cool, 's like bein' in th'FUTURE! Where's m'hat? M'hat's done a runner, fuckin' hell, who's nicked m'HAT? OH, 's there, 's okay, 's keepin' watch on m'beer...

*knocks a half-empty beer bottle flying when he grabs at his horrible joke hat with mistletoe dangling off the top on a piece of wire*

Who's... who's... fuck ME, everybody's fuckin' taken, y're all bastards, how come y're all married?

*falls onto his Spongebob chair with a new bottle of beer and squints at the clock, intending to time how long it takes for somebody to give him a pity-snog*

*DRUNKER THAN HE'S BEEN IN A LONG TIME*

:D
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