Why's my family all like Aileen? o.O What happened to family loyalty? Anyway, she's invited too. I was gonna make her doll up in all the gear as well but I THINK my grandad only likes her 'cause her hair's the same colour as my granny's was and he fancies her. Dirty old shit. So probably best not to. I might tell her it's fancy dress and see what happens there, HAHAHA.
HELLO. I WILL BE AVAILABLE TO RECEIVE BIRTHDAY PRESENTS THIS SUNDAY, 27TH JANUARY, BETWEEN THE HOURS OF EARLY AND LATE, AT THE BOTHERSOME BADGER PUBLIC HOUSE IN THE SUNNY SUBURB OF SOHO (it's just behind Dick & Dirk's Adult Rental, near the transvestite end of the hooker line). I AM SURE WE CAN ARRANGE AN ALTERNATIVE TIME AND PLACE IF YOU'RE BUSY, AND IF THE QUIDDITCH CARRIES ON THAT LONG WE'LL HAVE TO PARTY IN THE VIP BOX INSTEAD BECAUSE I'M NOT MOVING, BUT I WANT PRESENTS, AND THERE'S ALL-DAY
LOVE AND HUGS.
SIR ADAM OF ANTHRAX, THE NOT-QUITE-SO-CHASTE-AS-SIR-GALAHAD.